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Silence: the greatest gift, and it's budget-friendly too! 😂🤐✨
1333 Funny social quotes
Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.
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When you realize their Netflix password was the real prize all along 🎬🔑😆
Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.
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Proof that sometimes less is more… especially when avoiding a novel! 😂📜✂️
Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.
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When you wish people came with a fast-forward button 🎬🤣🤭
Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.
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Still buffering in the morning like a Wi-Fi connection in the basement 😂📱🌛
How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.
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Taking applications for a professional "un-meet" service! 😂🙈 #LifeInWitnessProtectionMode
Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.
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Imagine the world collectively trying to remember how to do small talk without emojis… 😂📵🌍
Internet strangers offer the best advice.
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Why pay for therapy when you have the internet? 🌐🤔🧠
Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.
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Every time I wait in front of those doors, I feel like I'm auditioning for an invisible friend's club! 🚪🤦♂️😂
There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.
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Seems like we need an "UNDO" button for compliments on these folks! 😂🔄💬