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Procrastination level: expert 🏆🤔 Every day’s a new high score! 😂🛋️
255 Funny something quotes
When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.
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Taco 'bout crossing borders—soon we'll have sushi burritos with sombreros! 🌯🍣😂
Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.
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Playing "Who's that?" with Tom Cruise is like asking "Is water wet?" 🤔🎬
I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.
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Turning pain into awkward art one poorly timed joke at a time! 😅🎨
If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.
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When we unleash our inner sarcastic dueling skills, it's the Olympics of wit! 🥇😏
“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.
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Sunday mornings are a breeze… until the mini humans launch their chaotic surprise party! 🎉👶🎈
Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.
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Oh, so I've been performing cultural rituals every time I ask for tech support! 😄🤓🙋♀️
Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.
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Living on the edge of cybersecurity, just to spice up my coffee break! ☕💻😂
I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.
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When they give you that gaze, it's either deep wisdom or they remembered where they hid your snacks! 👀😂
Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.
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Sounds like my schedule is booked with a whole lot of nothing today! 😆🛌✨