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5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

Commentary:
Wow, talk about a wild excuse for not replying! 😂 Next time, just blame it on bad signal or falling asleep. 🤷‍♂️ Hopefully, you didn't make any cloud friends up there! ☁️🦅
5 months ago
Share →: Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

Commentary:
"No worries, I understand the struggle! Just remember, even superheroes need a night off from time to time. 🦸‍♂️ Stay strong, my friend, and may the force be with you against those pesky foes! 💪😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

Commentary:
"Sorry for the delay, my CVS receipt decided to write a novel instead of just printing! 📃✨ Next time, I'll use it to track my reading progress instead of waiting around for it. 😆 #LongestReceiptEver"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

Commentary:
"Sorry, Earthlings! 🌍 Can't join you for now. 😄 Calling NASA and practicing my best alien impression 👽. Gotta stay ready for that intergalactic connection! 🚀 #OuttaThisWorld"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

Commentary:
"Oh, what a dramatic exit strategy! 😂🕶️ Next time, maybe just go with the classic 'look the other way and pretend to be deeply engrossed in your phone' approach! 📱💁‍♂️"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

Commentary:
"Whoops, my bad! Looks like I accidentally walked into a parenting nightmare! 🙈 Maybe stick to using their charm to sell ice cream instead? 🍦😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

Commentary:
"No worries, I was just marinating in the suspense of waiting for your reply like a fine wine aging to perfection 🍷. Isn't leaving someone on read the modern-day equivalent of a cliffhanger in a soap opera? 🤔 #UnintentionalDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

Commentary:
"No worries, better late than unemployed, right? 😂 Here's to multitasking at its finest! 🕒💼 #JobHuntingPro"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

Commentary:
"Sorry, can't. I'm pear-occupied with my juicy ripened fruits 🍐🥭 Can't let them down, they've 'pear'-fected their ripeness game! 🍐😄 #PearPriorities"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

Commentary:
Well, someone's pants are definitely on fire! 🔥 Looks like the complaint department is open for business after all! 😄#CaughtInTheAct 🤥