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Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.
Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.
Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.
Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.
I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

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5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

Commentary:
"Sorry for my delayed arrival, folks! Got ambushed by a rogue gang of bubble wrap that needed popping 🙈💥 Who can resist that satisfying *pop* sound, am I right? #BubbleWrapWars"
5 months ago
Share →: The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

Commentary:
Oh, so apparently women are exempt from the "ugly" label? 🙅‍♀️ Must be nice living in a world where flaws magically disappear just because of your gender! 💁‍♀️ Looks like some people need a reality check to level up from their boyhood beliefs! 🤔✨ #BeautyIsSubjective
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

Commentary:
"Oh, the art of pretending gone wrong! 🙈 Texting back can be such a perilous endeavor, with great power comes great forgetfulness! 💬🚫 #SorryNotSorry"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

Commentary:
"Apologies to the bands for the accidental 'rock n' nap' during their set 🎸💤 Who knew that bedtime and gig time could collide in such a dramatic fashion? Rock on, but please, after my bedtime! 🤘😴"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

Commentary:
"Well, my facial expressions tend to spill the tea without even trying! 🤭☕️ Sorry not sorry for being a human lie detector! 😉 #RestingSavageFace"
5 months ago
Share →: I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

Commentary:
Oh, the irony! Dogs diligently fetching newspapers only to realize that the internet, dominated by sneaky cats, has tossed print media out the window! 🐶📰🐱💻 #TechnologicalPawvolution
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate VIP party for one! 🎉 Who needs loud bars and crowded clubs when you've got your own exclusive solo soirée at home? 🥂 Here's to being your very own best drinking buddy! 🍻 #PartyForOne"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

Commentary:
"No carpool for me, folks! That's reserved for my exclusive angry scream sessions. 😅🚗🗣️ #SorryNotSorry #WorkplaceTherapy"
5 months ago
Share →: I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

Commentary:
Oh, the thrill of sibling rivalry and the sprinting skills developed during ad breaks – lost on the Netflix generation! 🏃‍♂️💨 They'll never understand the heart-pounding excitement of dodging furniture on a mission to claim your spot in front of the TV before the show resumes. A unique form of childhood cardio that deserves a comeback! 📺🛋️ #ThrowbackTVMoments
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

Commentary:
"Watch out, folks! The speed demon has spoken! Enemies at every pace 🚶‍♂️⚔️ At this rate, the only safe path is to moonwalk on the sidewalk 🌟🕺 #EnemyEverywhere #NeedForSpeed"