Funny spoon quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: “Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, 'Made with love' doesn't necessarily mean it's germ-free! 🥄😜 #CookingConfessions"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew being the little spoon could turn into a literal back-packing experience? 🎒😂 Maybe next time go for a medium-sized utensil and avoid feeling like a walking hiking trail in bed! 😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perfect mix of irony and social media struggles! 🥄👍 Now if only those spoons could bring in those precious likes! 😅 #MillennialProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

  Commentary:
  "May your spoon be as slippery as your excuses when it comes to tackling responsibilities! 🥄🍲😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

  Commentary:
  When you gaze at your reflection in a spoon, it's like a self-portrait of a cutlery aficionado in distress 😂🥄 Remind me not to ask you to set the dinner table!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

  Commentary:
  "When grandma picks up that wooden spoon, suddenly everyone transforms from a tough gangsta to a scaredy-cat faster than you can say 'spoon magic'! 👵🥄💥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

  Commentary:
  "Life tip: Watch out for those spoon-wielding gangsters in the kitchen 💁‍♂️🥄💦 One wrong move and you're in for a splashy surprise 💦😂 #KitchenGangster"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like someone's ready to upgrade from ironic coincidences to full-blown cutlery battles! 🔪🥄 Watch out, we've got a spoon enthusiast on the loose! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

  Commentary:
  "Caught in the act of indulging in some Nutella straight from the jar – living life on the edge! 🍫🥄 #ChocolateLover #SnackTimeGoals"

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