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If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

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You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

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If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

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Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

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If you breakdance you buy dance.

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My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

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For the record, I use a turntable.

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Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

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Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

Going viral on Facebook:

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

Just landed via WeChat:

I dare you to try and be more single than me.

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A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

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To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

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Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

Spotted on Instagram:

Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

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My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

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Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

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Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

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I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

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I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

Reported on Twitch:

As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

Going viral on WeChat:

“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

Trending via WeChat:

Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

Going viral on Facebook:

My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

Reported on Threads:

Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

Just landed via Twitch:

I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

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Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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