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202 Funny start quotes

Funny start quotes capture those awkward, hilarious moments when we begin something new! 😅🚀 Whether it’s starting a project and instantly regretting it, or the classic struggle of getting off the couch to start your workout (only to be distracted by snacks), these quotes remind us that every new beginning comes with a dose of comedy. Here’s to those not-so-glamorous “starts”! 😂📅🎉

Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

Posted onMay 19, 2026

If you want to feel really bad about yourself, just start dating.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love, and start over?

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Every time my neighbors start moaning, I pause my music to rate the performance.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

Posted onMay 19, 2026

(at an incredibly low point in my life) I should start dating again.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

“You’re like if 9 a.m. on a Monday was a person.”

Posted onMay 19, 2026

You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Starting a new life today, bye.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Can we start dropping pianos on people again?

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Every time I use a Windows computer, it’s like they built malware into the OS. Like, what do you mean there are ads in the start menu?

Posted onApr 1, 2026

I usually start exploring the abyss around 7 p.m.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

The thing about Pink Floyd is they take a little while to start singing.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

There must be an opposite of suicide, where someone suddenly and radically decides to start living, and rescues their own life from meaninglessness.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

If I meet you at a party and you instantly start asking about my job, you are subhuman to me.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

I have been so toxic and horny lately, I should probably start, like, reading a book or something.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

“I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

Posted onApr 1, 2026

“I’m at that stage of Christmas shopping where I start buying myself presents.”

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

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