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202 Funny start quotes

Funny start quotes capture those awkward, hilarious moments when we begin something new! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿš€ Whether itโ€™s starting a project and instantly regretting it, or the classic struggle of getting off the couch to start your workout (only to be distracted by snacks), these quotes remind us that every new beginning comes with a dose of comedy. Hereโ€™s to those not-so-glamorous โ€œstartsโ€! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“…๐ŸŽ‰

Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I donโ€™t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

Posted onMay 25, 2026

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

Posted onMay 25, 2026

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I believe it was Aristotle who once said โ€œThe fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.โ€

Posted onMay 25, 2026

You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

Posted onMay 24, 2026

One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isnโ€™t looking so good either.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they donโ€™t stop coming.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and itโ€™ll be called Litterboxd.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Donโ€™t flirt with me. Iโ€™ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I might start telling people Iโ€™m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Might start signing off emails with โ€˜well, I hope youโ€™re happyโ€™

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like โ€œomg, we should totally start a pamphletโ€

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Airport security asked me if Iโ€™ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Letโ€™s start with that.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

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