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202 Funny start quotes

Funny start quotes capture those awkward, hilarious moments when we begin something new! 😅🚀 Whether it’s starting a project and instantly regretting it, or the classic struggle of getting off the couch to start your workout (only to be distracted by snacks), these quotes remind us that every new beginning comes with a dose of comedy. Here’s to those not-so-glamorous “starts”! 😂📅🎉

That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I think when girls start liking pink again, it means they’re healing.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

Posted onMay 20, 2026

If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I’m at an age now where I start sentences with “I’m at an age now.”

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Girl, I’m bored. Let’s start drinking the daily recommended 10-15 cups of water.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The feminine urge to start a coven.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I’m about to start telling people, “As long as that makes sense to you,” when they say shit that doesn’t make sense to me.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

You know it’s bad when people start telling you, you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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