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202 Funny start quotes

Funny start quotes capture those awkward, hilarious moments when we begin something new! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿš€ Whether itโ€™s starting a project and instantly regretting it, or the classic struggle of getting off the couch to start your workout (only to be distracted by snacks), these quotes remind us that every new beginning comes with a dose of comedy. Hereโ€™s to those not-so-glamorous โ€œstartsโ€! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“…๐ŸŽ‰

How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

Posted onMay 28, 2026

My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Iโ€™m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the โ€˜two thousandโ€™ when referring to the past. โ€œYeah, that was back in โ€˜17.โ€

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like โ€œAre you sure?โ€œ

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

Posted onMay 27, 2026

The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ainโ€™t crazy for two months.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

80% of arguments start because someone hasnโ€™t eaten yet.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

No time like now to start โ€œflossing regularlyโ€ before tomorrowโ€™s dental appointment.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

Posted onMay 26, 2026

If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

The day I start waking up early itโ€™s over for you all.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

โ€œStop bouncing your leg!โ€ Itโ€™s either this or I start screaming.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I need to start hiding my money from myself.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Gonna start using โ€œwith all dude respectโ€.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

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