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Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.
I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.
Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”
I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.
The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

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5 months ago
Share →: Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

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"Ah, the age-old battle of the closet space! 🧥👗 Sounds like marriage is all about compromise…and finding creative storage solutions in cargo pockets! 🤣🙈 #MarriageStruggles"

Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that in Ancient Rome, men used to carry their personal belongings in a small pouch called a 'loculus', which was usually worn on the left side? 🕰️👛
5 months ago
Share →: In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

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"Imagine the day when grandma's secret recipe is a killer tattoo instead of a delicious cake! 🍰💉 Who needs cookies when you can have ink, right? 🍪✨ #GrandmaGoals #TattooedAndTalented"
5 months ago
Share →: Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

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"Men: Masters of multitasking – balancing sports 🏈, laundry 🧺, and remembering important dates like your birthday 🎉…whoops, scratch that last one! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal feline naming dilemma: Should Fluffy channel the majestic vibes of Athena or embrace the spicy allure of Crunchwrap Supreme? 🐱👑🌮 Decisions, decisions… To goddess or to taco, that is the question! 😹 #CatsVersusTacos"
5 months ago
Share →: Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

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"Looks like Europeans have cracked the code to beating boredom – read, baby, read! 📚📖 Who needs suspenseful TV dramas when you have the entire literary world at your fingertips? Keep turning those pages, Europe!"
5 months ago
Share →: Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

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"Who needs designer bags when you can store all your grudges in your pockets? 🤷‍♀️👜 Don't mess with a woman and her pocketful of grievances! 💁‍♀️💼 #GrudgeStorage #PocketPower"
5 months ago
Share →: Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

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Stereotypes and mass graves: two things you definitely don't want to be associated with! 🙅‍♂️ Let's treat people as individuals, not as part of a one-size-fits-all package deal. 🚫🏷️ #UniqueAndUnstereotyped
5 months ago
Share →: Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

Commentary:
"Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it's just called a floor. 🚶‍♂️👔 Because why bother with all those shelves and hangers when your clothes can simply enjoy a laid-back stroll across the room, right?"