Funny stone quotes — Wordgag ツ

To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

6 months ago1 month ago

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

Jan 27, 20251 month ago

I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

Jan 23, 2025