Funny stone quotes

• This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

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  2 months ago

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• This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

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  2 months ago

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• I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

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  2 months ago

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• To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

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  4 months ago

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• Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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  5 months ago

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