Funny stone quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, my friend, even kidney stones eventually pass – just like that deadline you've been dreading or that meeting with the difficult boss. Hang in there, and before you know it, you'll be kidney-stone-free and problem-free!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

  Commentary:
  🤣😅 Hang in there, buddy! Remember, tough times are like kidney stones – painful, but temporary! Just stay strong, hold on tight, and brace yourself for the wild ride. You've got this! 💪👊 #YouWillSurvive

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

  Commentary:
  🎤 "I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television." 📺

  Well, they do say laughter is the best medicine, but hey, who needs healthcare when you can just get a TV instead? 😄 Looks like this comedian is setting their sights on a bigger screen – talk show host in the making, perhaps? 🌟 Never underestimate the power of a good punchline and a remote

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