Funny storm quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

  Commentary:
  "When you think you're chasing a sunset, but end up needing an umbrella! ☀️🌧️😅"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

  Commentary:
  Winter seems to have a lot on its mind, like a dramatic houseguest who just can't seem to make up its mind! 🤣❄️ Don't worry, Winter, we're all ears for your next rant!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: She is both the storm and the shelter.

  Commentary:
  "Be careful, she's the kind of person who can knock you off your feet with her stormy personality, but then graciously invite you into the cozy shelter of her heart. 🌪️☔️❤️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone really enjoys a dramatic weather report! 🌪️☔️ Maybe they just like to watch from the comfort of their dry living room as reporters battle the elements. Whatever floats their umbrella! ☂️😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the storms want some spotlight too! 🌀 If hurricanes could talk, they'd probably be saying, 'Hey, look at me, I'm the center of attention now!' 😂🌪️ Let's just call it Needy Wind from now on! 🤣"

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