Funny storm quotes

• My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

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  2 months ago

  air, air conditioning, chore, conditioning, doing, fight, household, household chore, humor, husband, i, relationship, storm, storm off, work, yard, yard work

• Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

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  2 months ago

  beautiful, beauty, close, danger, dangerous, distance, dressed, metaphor, nature, people, personality, storm, storms, sunset, unpredictability

• It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

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  2 months ago

  another, back, coming, frustration, humor, keeps, mad, return, storm, thing, weather, winter, yelling

• She is both the storm and the shelter.

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  2 months ago

  both, contrast, duality, humor, nature, personality, shelter, storm, strength

• I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, concept, humor, i, irony, love, person, rain, reporter, seeing, stand, storm, storms, suffering, weather, wind

• We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

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  2 months ago

  attention, call, giving, humor, just, naming, needy, storm, storms, wind

• It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

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  5 months ago

  age, childhood, funny observation, lightning, matter, nostalgia, observation, old, sit, storm, thunder, watch, weather, window

• A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.

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  5 months ago

  destruction, knows, metaphor, nature, rage, storm

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