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Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

(lost in the labyrinth and I’m wearing a Fitbit) Nice, got my 10,000 steps.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

I can’t explain it, but I am very bold and very shy at the same time.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Hey there, Delilah, we know you broke that dude’s heart.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,303

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WeChat:

August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

Spotted on YouTube:

Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

Broadcasted on Discord:

1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

Spotted on Reddit:

I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

Trending via Threads:

Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

Making waves on Discord:

Roses are pink. I need a drink.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

Going viral on TikTok:

I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

Just landed via TikTok:

Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

92 shares on Discord this month:

Being a little freak is my love language.

12 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

24 shares on Discord this month:

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

32 shares on WhatsApp this month:

As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

77 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

87 shares on Messenger this month:

Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.

32 shares on Snapchat this month:

Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

44 shares on Instagram this month:

Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

91 shares on Reddit this month:

I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

85 shares on Instagram this month:

Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

5 folks are currently checking 👀

She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I wonder whatever happened to the tiny dogs all of those terrible women were carrying around in their purses.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

The best part about being married is having a permanent person to debrief with immediately after any social event.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,251

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

I only squeak when I’m squoken to.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

I say “long story short,” and suddenly we’re in Act III with an intermission.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on YouTube:

To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

Just shared via Twitch:

I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

Making waves on WeChat:

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

Making waves on Threads:

My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

Trending via Slack:

Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

Just shared via Discord:

People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

Spotted on Twitch:

Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

Going viral on Discord:

Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

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