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5 months ago
Share →: One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

Commentary:
"Seems like the art of procrastination has reached expert levels! 😅👩‍🎓 Don't worry, embracing the 'learning from mistakes' journey can always be postponed to some other day… or year! 🤷‍♂️📆 #ProcrastinationAtItsFinest"
5 months ago
Share →: My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between ambition and the siren call of Netflix 😆🎉 Here's to a year of well-intentioned procrastination and perfectly timed productivity! Just remember, tomorrow is always a day away… #NewYearsResolution #ProcrastinationStation"
5 months ago
Share →: 9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

Commentary:
"9am: Feeling like a superhero ready to conquer the day! 💪 2pm: Maybe tomorrow, after a nap and some snacks. 😅 #MorningMotivationVsAfternoonRealities"
6 months ago
Share →: According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

Commentary:
🍫🎄 "Well, it looks like your chocolate advent calendar is ahead of its time – maybe it's eager for Christmas just like the rest of us! Who needs a calendar when you have chocolate telling you the future? Watch out for the wise-cracking chocolate on Christmas Eve! 😉🍫"
6 months ago
Share →: Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Whispering to the paramedic before I pass out: Save me, but just enough that Monday can be postponed indefinitely 🚑😂 #Priorities"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m already sick of tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's not ready to face the future! 🙈 Who knew Mondays could be so intimidating, am I right? 😂 Maybe we should just hit the snooze button on tomorrow, and skip straight to the weekend! 🛌💤"
6 months ago
Share →: Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

Commentary:
"Life's too short to wait for tomorrow, gobble up that cake 🍰 like there's no calorie counter lurking around! Who knows, maybe the promise of tomorrow is simply a delicious slice away 😉🎂 #CarpeCake #LiveSweetly"
6 months ago
Share →: I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Deciding to behave today is like planning to start a diet on a Monday – sounds good in theory, but reality hits hard when the mirror shows up 😅🤷‍♀️ Maybe tomorrow is looking pretty attractive right about now! #ProcrastinationAtItsFinest"
6 months ago
Share →: My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

Commentary:
Well, they do say that finding a new husband can be quite the workout! 💪😂 Who needs the gym when you can just go husband-hunting instead? 🏃‍♀️🔍 #NewHusbandNewMe
6 months ago
Share →: November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

Commentary:
“November 31st – the day when procrastination meets wishful thinking and rent remains unpaid! 🤣 Who needs an extra day in November just to avoid those pesky bills? 🗓️💸 #November31stLogic”