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Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

If buying isn’t owning, then pirating isn’t stealing.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Social media has dragged humans back into Plato’s cave, and chained them there.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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Dec 31, 2025

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Just shared via Twitch:

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

Trending via LinkedIn:

What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

Making waves on TikTok:

I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.

Spotted on Pinterest:

First responders? You mean reply guys?

Making waves on Snapchat:

Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Why do they make the wine glass so large if you’re not supposed to fill it to the top?

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

Trending via Snapchat:

“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

Funny treadmill quotes

Funny treadmill quotes add a humorous touch to your workout routine. 🏃‍♂️😄 From witty remarks about the challenges of running in place to playful jabs at gym motivation, these quotes bring a smile to your exercise sessions. Enjoy a laugh and keep moving with a lighter perspective on your treadmill adventures! 🏃‍♂️😄

New funny treadmill quotes 👇

Eat like your treadmill is watching.

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Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

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2 months ago

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The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

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2 months ago

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Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

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2 months ago

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I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

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2 months ago

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Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

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2 months ago

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I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

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2 months ago

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I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

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2 months ago

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I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

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2 months ago

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A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

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2 months ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

31 shares on X this month:

Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

18 shares on Discord this month:

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

48 shares on Twitch this month:

I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that.

15 shares on Twitch this month:

Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

48 shares on Threads this month:

Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

35 shares on Twitch this month:

Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

22 shares on WeChat this month:

I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

42 shares on Snapchat this month:

There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

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8 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

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Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

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Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

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As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

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The female ability to be able to guess exactly which girl it is out of his 740 following.

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A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So, in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

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I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

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I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad.

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I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Funny Quotes Images

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

Spotted on X:

Stages of Christmas shopping: 1. There’s plenty of time. 2. Oh no!

Just landed via Twitch:

Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?

Just shared via WeChat:

When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

Trending via Messenger:

The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

Trending via WhatsApp:

If buying isn’t owning, then pirating isn’t stealing.

Going viral on X:

At the end of the day, it’s just me and me.

Just landed via YouTube:

It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.

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