12 Funny unique quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

  Commentary:
  "Embrace your uniqueness because you're one of a kind! 💁‍♂️✨ Just remember, there's only one edition of you – no returns, no exchanges! 🔄😂 #OneOfAKind"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

  Commentary:
  "Remember folks, being unique is cool and all, but if you can't hang a shelf straight or find your keys, your friends might start questioning your usefulness 🤷‍♂️🔑#SpecialButPracticallyUseless"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

  Commentary:
  🎁🐢 This Christmas, why settle for fleeting joy when you can gift everlasting companionship with a tortoise? 🎄🐢 Sure, it may not fit under the tree, but hey, the gift of a tortoise is a gift that truly keeps on giving… and giving… and giving. 🎁🐢 Who needs diamonds when you can have a shelled friend for life? 😉 #TortoiseLove

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People who scream sneeze need their own island.

  Commentary:
  Oh, definitely! 🏝️ Let's call it "Sneeze Scream Island" a sanctuary for those who can't contain their sneezes. It could be a place where tissues grow on trees and no one bats an eye when a giant ACHOO echoes through the palm trees! 🤧🌴 Sounds like the perfect paradise for the energetic sneezers out there!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs social media for views when you can flaunt your running skills in a wedding dress? 👰🏃‍♂️ Forget about viral videos, this bride is all about going the extra mile – quite literally! 💪😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like science is all bones and no fun, while English lit is about to get a major body makeover! 💀📚 Let's add a splash of intrigue to those old dusty books! Who knew cadavers could be so well-read?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the surprise when little Sertraline or Lexapro grows up and discovers their name was inspired by a tiny pill! 😂 Talk about a prescription for uniqueness! 💊👶 #PharmaBabyNames"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: Instead of a mundane conference call, you become the star of a horror movie 🏒🔪 Who needs a chainsaw when you have a hockey mask on a Zoom call? Happy Friday the 13th, the sequel we never saw coming! 😂 #HockeyMaskChic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

  Commentary:
  "Banana costume owners: always ready to peel out and make a fruity fashion statement, no matter the occasion 🍌😂 #bananagoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic tourist conundrum: striving to stand out while blending in with matching fanny packs and cameras in hand 📸🌍 Always remember, dear traveler, you are a unique tourist… just like everyone else! 😉✨"

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