15 Funny unique quotes

• Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

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  3 weeks ago

  always, else, everyone, humor, individuality, irony, just, paradox, remember, unique

• Every CVS has its own unique energy that’s powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual.

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  4 weeks ago

  CVS, destroy, energy, enough, every, exalt, experience, individual, own, powerful, powerful energy, store, store experience, unique, unique energy

• Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

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  2 months ago

  confidence, else, enough, humble, i, individuality, know, me, nobody, replace, self-awareness, unique, wise

• Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

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  2 months ago

  humor, individuality, irony, just, self-awarenes, unique, useful

• This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

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  2 months ago

  Christmas, funny gift, gift, give, holiday, humor, joke, last, lifetime, pet, tortoise, unique, unique gift

• People who scream sneeze need their own island.

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  2 months ago

  humor, island, isolation, need, own, people, scream, sneeze, unique

• I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

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  2 months ago

  activity, attention, dress, exercise, fun, fun activity, humor, i, jog, need, self-expression, unexpected, unique, web, wedding, wedding dress

• Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

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  2 months ago

  bit, body, contribution, creativity, donating, English, English lit, enough, humor, just, lit, literature, mine, science, spice, things, unique, unique contribution

• I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

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  2 months ago

  antidepressant, baby, baby name, humor, i, irony, later, learn, mom, name, naming, new, new mom, only, parenting, pick, try, unique, unique name, wonder

• Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

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  2 months ago

  13th, asked, call, conference, conference call, conversation, conversation starter, experience, Friday, Friday the 13th, hockey, hockey mask, humor, mask, spooky, starter, unique, unique experience, workplace

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