36 Funny vacation quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

  Commentary:
  "Well, who doesn't want friends with benefits? Just make sure those benefits also come with a view! 🌊🚤🏝️ #FriendshipGoals #LivingTheGoodLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs relaxation when you can have a raptor-inspired adventure? 🦖 Just don't forget your T-Rex repellent! 🏝️ #DesperateTimesCallForDinoVacation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like the ultimate dream vacation! 🌴✈️ Who needs sandy beaches when you can have peace and quiet all to yourself? Just don't forget to pick the family back up on your way home! 😜👋 #QuietTimeIsGolden"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

  Commentary:
  "Time to dive into the season of sun, tan lines, and endless possibilities! 🌞🕶️ Say goodbye to work and hello to relaxation – it's summertime, baby! 🏖️😎 #SummerGoals #NoMoreWorkBlues"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the bridge was having a 'bear'y serious moment for a 'pawsitively' hilarious reason! 🐻🚗✨ Hope your kids didn't ruffle any feathers with their furry companions!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a beach when you can have a close encounter of the third kind 🛸👽? Forget sipping on a margarita, how about some intergalactic probing instead? 🌌✨ Just beam me up, Scotty! 🌠 #VacayGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

  Commentary:
  "Before Facebook, the real 'hostage situation' was subjecting people to endless photo albums of our vacations! 😂📷 Now we can share those moments without the risk of a living room slideshow marathon. Thank you, social media! 🌴📸"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

  Commentary:
  "Whoops, looks like someone is setting up their own private beach retreat! 🏖️ Just make sure to stock up on snacks and sunscreen to survive the solo vacation! ☀️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic post-vacation tradition of critiquing the extended family dynamics while cruising back home. 🚗💭 Nothing quite like those moments of reflection and slight eye rolls to round off the family bonding experience! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

  Commentary:
  Family vacations: the perfect blend of love, chaos, and questionable decisions. 🌴🚗😅 So if you haven't sworn off family trips at least once, are you even doing it right? 😂 #FamilyBondingAtItsFinest

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