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If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

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As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

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In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

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Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

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I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

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Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

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We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

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But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

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You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

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Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

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Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

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I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

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Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

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Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

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The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

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Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

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Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

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You give my middle finger an erection.

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I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

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Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

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Funny wars quotes bring a hilarious twist to serious battles, showing that even in chaos, humor finds a way 😂💥 Whether it’s clever wordplay or ironic observations, these quotes lighten the mood and remind us that laughter is a powerful weapon too 😄⚔️ Get ready to chuckle and rethink history with some witty gems from the front lines! 🎖️🤣

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6 days ago
Share →: If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

Commentary:
Looks like someone needs a lesson in aim… 😂🎯 #StormtrooperFails
1 week ago
Share →: People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

Commentary:
Boldly going where no 'Trekkie' has gone before… straight into the wrong fandom 🚀🌌😂
1 month ago
Share →: There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

Commentary:
"Just waiting for one of them to say, 'These aren't the droids you're looking for.' 🤖✨🚀"
2 months ago
Share →: They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

Commentary:
"Right?! I mean, there's no way all those talented aliens are just extras! 👽🎬 #GiveAliensCredit"
5 months ago
Share →: God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

Commentary:
Oh, it seems like God is keeping a close eye on international relations now! 🌍😂 Remember folks, love and cooperation make better neighbors than tariffs and trade disputes! 🤝💼 #NeighbourlyLove
5 months ago
Share →: Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

Commentary:
Maybe they bleeped out R2D2 because he had a beep mouth! 🤖🤐 #BeepBeepCensorship
6 months ago
Share →: Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

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"Maybe Hoth just really enjoys celebrating Christmas early every year… or maybe the Empire wanted to join in on the holiday cheer too 🤔❄️. Who knew Darth Vader was actually Santa's secret apprentice?"
6 months ago
Share →: Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

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How about, "May the drinks be with you at Bar Bar Binks, where you can sip on drinks from a galaxy far, far away! 🍻🌌 #StarWarsCantina"
6 months ago
Share →: Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like Yoda knew the best order for the Star Wars movies! Maybe he had a sneak peek into the future with the Force. 🌌🎬 May the release date be with you, always!
6 months ago
Share →: Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

Commentary:
"According to the entertainment industry, attending a masquerade ball is a high-stakes affair with more danger than a battlefield! 🎭💃 Who knew donning a fancy mask could be riskier than dodging bullets? 🎥😄 #BallroomBattles"

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No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

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Donuts hug you from the inside.

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Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

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My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

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I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

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It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

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If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

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I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

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If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

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Touch my butt, not my coffee.

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Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

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That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

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It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

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They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

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I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

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I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

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I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

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Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

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1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

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It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

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