Funny quotes wars

12 Funny wars quotes

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

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Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

3 months ago

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

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Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

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Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

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Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

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Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

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The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

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It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

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According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

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Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

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