Funny whale quotes

• In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

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  2 months ago

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• Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

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  2 months ago

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• Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

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  2 months ago

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• We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

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  2 months ago

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• Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

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  2 months ago

  days, giving, humor, life, marine, marine life, observation, opinion, silence, time, weeks, whale

• If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

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  2 months ago

  contradiction, exercise, fitness, good, humor, swimming, whale

• I bet the guy who named the sperm whale wasn’t allowed to name things anymore after that.

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  5 months ago

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