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Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents’ house.

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Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.

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Who else writes “etc.” knowing damn well you don’t have more examples?

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Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

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I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

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Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

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Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

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I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

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I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

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Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

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I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

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Sometimes I’m like….. what is the point of all this? And then I hang out with the people I love, and for a brief moment, I see.

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Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

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The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

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I love when the plot thickens.

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I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.

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Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

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Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.

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The year flies by when you’re scrolling.

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I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

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I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

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I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

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Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

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You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

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I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

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I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

2 weeks ago

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Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

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The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

2 weeks ago

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So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

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If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

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The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

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There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.

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The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.

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Men be like, yes, I hurt you, but now you hate me, so I am the true victim.

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All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

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Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

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A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

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When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

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I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

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Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

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I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

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Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally go to touch them, and they will let you.

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I can resist everything except temptation.

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Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

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I’ve been alive my whole life, and not once have I seen a commercial for Chinese food.

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I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

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No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

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Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

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Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.

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The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

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And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

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Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever watched the teams you hate be first-round exits?

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At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

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My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

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Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

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Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

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Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

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Julia Garner most confusing name because it calls to mind both Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner, but she is neither.

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