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5 months ago
Share →: Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

Commentary:
"Decided to follow my passion and pursue a career in professional video-watching 📺💼 Say goodbye to deadlines and hello to endless cat videos! 🐱 #NewJobWhoDis"
6 months ago
Share →: My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

Commentary:
"Whoever thought a two-day weekend was enough clearly missed the memo on the infinite possibilities of naps and Netflix binges 🛌📺 Don't worry, we've got your back – let's start a petition for a seven-day weekend! 🙌😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

Commentary:
🎸🎄 "Looks like someone is ready to jingle their bells all the way to the unemployment line! Who needs a 9 to 5 when you can be a full-time rockstar in Santa's band? Time to trade in that briefcase for a guitar case and make your holiday dreams come true! Rock on, Christmas rebel!" 🎶✨
6 months ago
Share →: Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Commentary:
"Who says you can't multitask when it comes to emotional breakdowns? 🤷‍♂️💦 Remember, a good cry at work followed by a cleansing sob in the shower is the new recipe for work-life balance! 😂🚿 #TearsOnTaps"
6 months ago
Share →: If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

Commentary:
"Parenting: Because who needs a moment of peace and quiet anyway? 🤪👶📚 Just when you think you're on a roll, here comes another interruption ready to steal the show! 🚼🔇 #ParentingStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the mythical sitcom job where you work for 5 minutes a day and somehow afford a sprawling NYC apartment 🏙️. If only life imitated TV more often! 📺💸 #LivingTheDream"
6 months ago
Share →: The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

Commentary:
"Who needs a Christmas party when you can have a solo dance party in your pajamas at home? 🎄💃 Can't argue with the perks of being self-employed! 😉 #PartyOfOne"
6 months ago
Share →: Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

Commentary:
"Why work from home when work itself is a concept as elusive as a unicorn in the office? 🦄💼 Maybe home is where the snacks are just a few steps away and the dress code is strictly pajamas! 😂 #WorkFromWherever"
6 months ago
Share →: The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

Commentary:
"Ah, so that's the secret! Who needs work-life balance when you can just inherit a fortune? 🤑💼 Don't worry about burnout, just pass down that sweet generational wealth instead! 😅 #EasyFix"
6 months ago
Share →: The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical allure of wanting to go home when you're already there – a true case of 'grass is always greener' syndrome! 🏡😂 Who knew that staying at home could be the ultimate epic mind game? 😅 #WorkFromHomeStruggles"