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Funny workweek quotes bring the perfect mix of laughter 😂 and motivation 💼 to survive those long office hours! Whether you’re stuck in meetings or counting down to Friday 🍹, these witty sayings turn work stress into smiles 😄. Get ready to brighten your day and share some laughs with colleagues—because who says the workweek can’t be fun? 🎉✨

New funny workweek quotes 👇

1 week ago
Share →: That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

Commentary:
The only superpower I have is the ability to time travel from Friday straight to Monday. 🦸‍♂️😅🌪️
1 week ago
Share →: Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

Commentary:
Four yogurts or four-day weeks: one must crumble to chaos to restore balance! 🥴🍦📅✨
2 weeks ago
Share →: It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

Commentary:
"When your week is slow as a sloth, but you’re just hanging in there 😂🦥 #TimeIsAnIllusion"
1 month ago
Share →: Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

Commentary:
"Counting down the minutes until Monday like it's a Netflix release! 🎬⏰😂 #WeekendWhereArtThou"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

Commentary:
Hey there, friend! 🌟 Just a gentle reminder that Monday blues are temporary – you've got this! 💪 Remember, it's not the end of the world, it's just the start of the week! 😁 Keep calm and Monday on! 🚀 #MondayMotivation
5 months ago
Share →: Another Monday that no one asked for.

Commentary:
"Ah, the unwanted guest we call Monday has arrived once again, uninvited and unwelcome 🙄 May your coffee be strong and your day be short! ☕️😅 #MondayBlues"
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

Commentary:
"Ah, Monday – the perfect day to practice your Oscar-worthy whining and complain-tastic skills! 🙄 Remember to add in some extra melodramatic sighs for that special touch! 😂 #MondayBlues"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s Monday, but at what cost?

Commentary:
🤔 Ah, Monday, the day that always leaves us questioning our life choices and wondering if we've angered the universe in some way… 💸💼 #MondayStruggles #WhatCostMonday
6 months ago
Share →: “Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

Commentary:
"Oh, the optimism in the face of impending doom! 😅 Hang in there, Wednesday warrior! Friday is just around the corner, ready to swoop in and rescue you from this midweek madness! 🦸‍♂️💥 #TheStruggleIsReal"
6 months ago
Share →: Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

Commentary:
"Ah, Monday, the magical day where our outfits get a second chance to shine without judgement! 🌟 Who needs a fresh wardrobe when you have Monday's forgiving nature? 😜 Embrace the repeat outfit and conquer the day with confidence! 💼🎉"