63 Funny worry quotes

• My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animal care, bear, better, care, diarrhea, getting, health, humor, me, problems, vet, woods, worry

• I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

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  3 months ago

  accurate, conversation, good, humor, i, mix-up, relatable, saying, someone, talking, worry

• I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

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  3 months ago

  army, crow, feeding, humor, worry, WWIII

• Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

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  3 months ago

  advice, humor, i, irony, oh, overthinking, sarcasm, think, worry

• Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

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  3 months ago

  hope, humor, optimism, rain, should, soon, still, summer, warmer, weather, worry

• Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

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  3 months ago

  again, airport, check, dieting, humor, just, lose, loss, luggage, never, pounds, summer, travel, want, weight, weight loss, worry

• If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

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  3 months ago

  am, cheese, cooking, food, here, humor, i, indulgence, much, reassurance, recipe, too, worry

• “I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

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  3 months ago

  future, humor, me, next, pissing, problem, procrastination, self, time, worry

• Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

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  3 months ago

  absurdity, amoeba, evolution, humor, i, leave, life, little, Monday, ocean, responsibility, stupid, worry

• Don’t worry, man, we can probably Photoshop the deep and enduring sadness out of your eyes later.

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  3 months ago

  consolation, deep, editing, emotion, eyes, humor, joke, later, man, Photoshop, sadness, worry

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