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Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

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The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

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Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

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Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

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Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

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I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

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Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

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In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

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Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

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If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

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Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

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Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

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If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

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Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

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Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

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I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

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I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

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Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

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I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

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In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

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I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

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Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

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I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

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I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

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If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

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I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

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Have you ever β€œaccidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

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The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

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The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

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I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

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I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

Reported on Instagram:

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

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Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

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I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

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Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

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Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

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Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

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I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, β€œIt’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

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I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

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