Funny worship quotes

• Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.

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  4 weeks ago

  casual, false, false god, God, humor, invitation, later, man, pull, slang, worship

• Wanna worship each other until the end of all things?

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  2 months ago

  devotion, end, eternity, humor, love, relationship, things, worship

• Worrying is just worshipping the problem.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, humor, just, mindset, problem, stress, worry, worrying, worship

• Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

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  2 months ago

  almost, believe, confidence, dating, flirtation, ground, humor, humor quote, i, me, romantic, romantic tension, sarcasm, self-esteem, tension, unfortunately, walk, worship

• Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

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  2 months ago

  ancient, cat, cats, God, history, humor, memory, never, pride, worship

• Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

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  2 months ago

  cats, culture, Egyptians, history, humor, internet, still, today, used, walls, worship, writing

• People who accuse me of delusions of grandeur, obviously don’t worship me enough.

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  4 months ago

  accusation, accuse, arrogance, delusion, enough, grandeur, humor, me, people, sarcasm, self-confidence, worship

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