61 Funny worst quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

  Commentary:
  "Being a bomb technician must be a blast – or should I say, the bomb! 💣 On the bright side, every day is guaranteed to be explosive, but on the flip side, every day is guaranteed to be explosive… 🤯 Safety first, folks! 💥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

  Commentary:
  "Really, where's the extra incentive for drafting those *fire* emails, right? 💸💻 Who knew that a few dollar bills could make email chains more thrilling than a spy mission? 🔥💼 #TipMeIfYouLikeMyEmails"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

  Commentary:
  Seeing a paycheck after a tough day be like: "Is this a joke or a cry for help? 🤦‍♂️💸" Remember, laughter is the best medicine – unfortunately, it doesn't pay the bills!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Weddings should have a worst man.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a best man when you can have a worst man to spice things up? 🤵🏻‍♂️💥 Just imagine the awkward speeches and chaotic dance moves. Bring on the drama, I say! 🕺🏻😄 #WorstManForTheWin"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

  Commentary:
  "Everyone becomes a detective at the all-you-can-eat buffet, surveilling each other's plates with eagle eyes 👀🕵️‍♂️. It's a real foodie crime scene! 🍽️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

  Commentary:
  "Whoops! Looks like someone forgot to check the family calendar before planning their secrets! 🗓️🤭 Maybe next time pick a less festive season for clandestine endeavors! #SecretFamilyProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Dry January, the month where we voluntarily deprive ourselves of joy amidst the post-holiday blues 🍷😂 Why not add a sprinkle of masochism to the mix, right? Cheers to making life a tad more challenging for no apparent reason! 🎉 #DryJanuary #ThirstyForLaughs"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'jinx of sibling harmony' strikes again! 😂 It's like summoning the chaos gods just by acknowledging the rare moment of peace in the house! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️ Next time, maybe just silently sip your coffee and pretend you didn't see a thing! ☕🤫"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.

  Commentary:
  "If you can't handle me at my worst, then you're probably imagining how I feel – like a cat stuck in a room full of cucumbers 🥒🐱 #CantHandleThis"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew being proven wrong could be so disastrous? 🌪️💨💔 #EpicFail"

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