112 Funny worst quotes

• I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

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• The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

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  everyone, getting, humor, irony, lightning, mishap, seeing, skeleton, visibility, worst, worst part

• Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

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• The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

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  best, best part, humor, marriage, partner, relationship, something, stupid, worst, worst part

• The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

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  children, dynamics, having, humor, other children, parenting, parents, social, social dynamics, thing, worst, worst thing

• The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.

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  $250K, alone, comedy, home, home alone, house, just, Kevin, know, movie, nostalgia, parents, re-watching, worst

• The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

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  bad, bad day, being, best, bomb, bomb technician, danger, day, humor, irony, job, life, never, profession, safety, technician, work, worst

• Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

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  20, appreciation, corporate, corporate job, email, humor, job, killer, money, salary, should, someone, tips, work, work humor, workplace, worst

• The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

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  healthcare, humor, irony, job, money, paramedic, paycheck, profession, seen, thing, workplace, worst

• Weddings should have a worst man.

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  2 months ago

  event, funny opinion, humor, man, marriage, opinion, should, tradition, wedding, worst, worst man

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