112 Funny worst quotes

• The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

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  all-you-can-eat, buffet, eating, food, humor, witness, witnesses, worst

• Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

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  drama, family, family drama, hands, holiday, holiday stress, humor, secret, secret family, stress, time, worst, worst time, year

• Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

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  challenge, drinking, dry, Dry January, even, humor, i, January, laugh, month, people, worse, worst, worst month, year

• The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

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  advice, caution, humor, kids, nicely, notice, parenting, playing, thing, together, worst

• If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.

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  expectations, feel, handle, honesty, humor, i, imagine, just, me, relationship, self-awareness, worst

• The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

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  die, filming, getting, humor, idiot, irony, knowing, regret, right, tornado, wife, worst, worst part

• People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

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  arguing, argument, coming, face, humor, January, just, keep, month, next, over, people, punch, sarcasm, someone, stop, wishing, worst, year

• Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

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  communication, death, devastating, effect, having, humor, irony, media, note, notes, print, print media, producers, ransom, ransom note, satire, thing, traditional, traditional media, worst

• Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

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  comedy, humor, jehovah’s, Jehovah’s Witness, jokes, knock, knock knock, religion, tell, witness, witnesses, worst

• The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

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  after, days, five, humor, Monday, relatable, weekend, work, worst

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