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Girls on their period: stay away from me; I need you.

Girls on their period: stay away from me; I need you.

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🤔😆 Navigating this is like handling a live grenade that needs a hug! 💥👐

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged away, girls, i, me, need, period, stay on Jul 29, 2025 by slickboy.

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