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You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

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I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

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To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

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A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

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Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

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Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

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I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

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We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

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I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.