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I always do my best sleeping in the 10 minutes before my alarm goes off.

I always do my best sleeping in the 10 minutes before my alarm goes off.

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Those 10 minutes are basically a power nap fueled by pure desperation and dreams of no alarms ever! 😴⏰🛌

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alarm, always, bedtime, before, best, humor, i, laziness, minutes, morning, procrastination, sleep, sleeping on Oct 31, 2025 by slickboy.

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