I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

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Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

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Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

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Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

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Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

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I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

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Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

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When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

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Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

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If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.

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I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.