I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar. Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs a welcome mat when you have honesty as your doormat? 🚪🤥 Keeping it real from doorstep to living room! #NoLiesAtThisHouse" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing. If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar. My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door. My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door. It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.
