I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing. If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar. You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar. If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted. If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.
