I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.
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"Who needs a welcome mat when you have honesty as your doormat? 🚪🤥 Keeping it real from doorstep to living room! #NoLiesAtThisHouse"

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