I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs a welcome mat when you have honesty as your doormat? 🚪🤥 Keeping it real from doorstep to living room! #NoLiesAtThisHouse" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing. If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar. You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar. If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted. When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.