I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not… Commentary:"Who needs a welcome mat when you have honesty as your doormat? 🚪🤥 Keeping it real from doorstep to living room! #NoLiesAtThisHouse" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing. I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up. My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door. Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy. American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?
