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Riding solo like a music DJ on wheels! 🎧🚴‍♂️ Who needs a DJ when you can be your own personal playlist curator? No complaints, just endless bops on repeat. 🎶😄

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I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

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I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

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Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

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Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

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The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

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People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.

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I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

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It’s actually scary how your whole life depends on how well you did as a teenager.

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The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

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Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

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Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

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“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

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This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

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They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

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Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

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Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

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Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

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British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

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For all those wondering, yes, I am retired. I was tired yesterday, and I am tired again today.

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I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

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Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

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We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

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I love having plans to cancel.

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After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

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Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

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Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves.

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My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

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Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.

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I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

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Tuesday is just another Monday, but reheated.

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Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

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I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.

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