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Riding solo like a music DJ on wheels! 🎧🚴‍♂️ Who needs a DJ when you can be your own personal playlist curator? No complaints, just endless bops on repeat. 🎶😄

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23 shares on X this month:

Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

37 shares on Slack this month:

Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.

97 shares on Telegram this month:

Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

11 shares on WeChat this month:

The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

51 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

56 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

87 shares on Telegram this month:

Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

43 shares on Snapchat this month:

Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.

47 shares on Facebook this month:

Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

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For Halloween, I wanna be loved.

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Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

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I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists.

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So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

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The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

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He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

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I have this ability where I can look at someone’s profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not.

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Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like I’m gonna solve a mystery.

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There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

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I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

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Is it just my dad, or do all fathers watch videos on their phones with the volume full blast, with no concern for anyone else in the house?

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A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

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You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

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You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

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So tomorrow is Monday again? I can’t keep living like this.

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You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

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I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

Just landed via Instagram:

Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

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Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

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I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

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I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

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