I love my bed so much, what a place. Commentary:"When your bed feels more committed to you than any relationship ever has! 😂🛌❤️" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Relationship status: I love my bed. Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight. I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb. The older I get, the more I realize how much I love being at home, doing nothing. I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.
