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I remember when my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? And I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.

I remember when my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? And I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.

Commentary:
Well, looks like my boss gave me a raise—turns out for comedy! 😂🤷‍♂️

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged asked, boss, conversation, employee, everyone, hire, hiring, humor, i, insult, joke, knows, me, people, remember, stupid, stupidity, told, work on Oct 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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