Iโd rather be spotted in a strip club than a Subway. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Spicing up my life one dollar bill at a time! ๐บ๐ต๐ฅช Related Funny Posts ๐ค At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong. Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together. I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didnโt know how good I had it. Iโve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club. Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.