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My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

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Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

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Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

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I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

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I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

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You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

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Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

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I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

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My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.