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I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the…

I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the…

Commentary:
"Two percent sounds suspiciously vague 🤔🥛 Who knows what mysteries lie in that remaining 98% – unicorns, aliens, the meaning of life? 🦄👽🤷‍♂️ Let's stick to the sure thing: no milk until we have all the facts! 🚫🥛 #MilkMystery"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 2, dairy, drink, drinking, figure, humor, milk, percentage, skepticism on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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