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We do it every night. Annoy each other.

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Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

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After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

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Heโ€™s called James Cameron because he turns the camera on.

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Iโ€™m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

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