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Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

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WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

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“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

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I was going to cause mischief tonight, but I climbed into my bed instead.