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I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

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Sounds like the secret recipe for a successful life: less drama, more pajamas! 😴💼✨

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 9, advice, before, career, casual, casual dating, dating, going, humor, i, life, life advice, long-term, long-term relationship, recommend, relationship, relationships, sleep on Nov 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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