Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

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Sounds like your knee’s trying to join the superhero squad with a little extra sparkle! 💥🦵✨ Maybe next time, it’ll come with its own glow-in-the-dark badge. 😂🤩 Keep an eye out—your knees might just be planning a light show!

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