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Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

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The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

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I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

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Being social sucks all my energy.

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You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

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If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.