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Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

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When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

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Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

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I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

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Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

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Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

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2 months ago

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93 shares on YouTube this month:

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

86 shares on Discord this month:

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

30 shares on Reddit this month:

Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

45 shares on Slack this month:

Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

92 shares on Pinterest this month:

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

49 shares on X this month:

I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.

94 shares on Reddit this month:

I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

68 shares on X this month:

All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash, so I could buy a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom house for $3.

10 shares on Facebook this month:

How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

89 shares on Messenger this month:

She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

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Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Facing my uncle’s dreaded lightning bolt attack at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Baby, no job is ever that serious for you to be a work snitch.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Messenger:

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate, and blame them for everything.

Trending via Instagram:

My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

Breaking via Instagram:

I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

Just landed via Messenger:

I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

Just shared via X:

Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

Spotted on WeChat:

Please stop assuming that too many em dashes mean AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

Just landed via WeChat:

Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

Just shared via X:

I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

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My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

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Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

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