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My parents think they know me.

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Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.

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I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

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Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

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I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

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If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

38 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

72 shares on Twitch this month:

Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

63 shares on TikTok this month:

I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

80 shares on WeChat this month:

Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

85 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”

76 shares on Discord this month:

Just being myself is how we got into this mess.

22 shares on TikTok this month:

Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

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Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

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Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

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Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

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A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there… Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

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They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

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For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

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They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

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Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.

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Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

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Going bananas on YouTube:

Fact: cats sit on your lap to dominate you.

Spotted on Discord:

Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.

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Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

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The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

This whole week could have been an email.

Seen just now on Discord:

I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

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“You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Real lovers are currently single, by the way.

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Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

Seen just now on Messenger:

The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

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My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

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