No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs romance when Mother Nature's swiping right on my outdoor adventures? 🌳😆🌞" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside. If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it. Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside. Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data. Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.