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Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

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Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

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Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

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You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

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I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

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If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

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Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

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When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.