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Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

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My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

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The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

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If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

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I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors.