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Announcer: "Well, that was absolutely spectacular! But, ohh, the judges might deduct a point for, um, you know… being too awesome? 🙃 #GymnastProblems"

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Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

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I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

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Me: I have a cut under my fingernail. Universe: Excellent, I will send you an unusually high number of encounters with citrus fruit.

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Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

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Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”

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Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

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God, is there anything worse than when someone wants to show you a video?

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People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

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Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

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Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

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They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

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Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

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She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

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I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.

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Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

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Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

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This Monday has Monday written all over it.

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I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

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My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

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9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

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I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

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We are talking about how beautiful and cool you are behind your back.

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There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

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If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

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Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

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If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

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Sorry, I can’t tonight. I’m busy taking things personally.

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Love low-hanging fruit. Easiest kind to obtain, in my opinion.

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I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

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In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

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Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

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Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

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