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I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

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I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

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If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

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Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

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When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

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Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

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That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

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At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

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I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

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That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

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I suck at charging my phone, 21 percent charged, and I’m taking it off so I can lay the other way.

Once you love wide-leg pants, there is no going back from that.

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I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

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83 shares on Facebook this month:

I think everyone should get $500 deposited into their accounts every day, just for waking up.

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.

17 shares on Telegram this month:

The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

70 shares on Instagram this month:

Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it.

41 shares on Twitch this month:

Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

39 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

48 shares on Discord this month:

I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

17 shares on Twitch this month:

No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

41 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

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Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

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And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

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The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

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In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

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Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

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Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

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Live now on TikTok:

Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

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I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

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At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

Trending via Reddit:

Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

Just landed via TikTok:

Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

Just shared via YouTube:

Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

Spotted on Reddit:

I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

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I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.

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