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Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.

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I keep my mind active by worrying.

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Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

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I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

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Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

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Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

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Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

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Alexa, turn off the planet.

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My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

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Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

Live now on Slack:

If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

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Elect a clown, expect a circus.

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A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

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I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”

People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

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Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

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I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

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Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

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People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

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Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

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Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

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Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

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A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.

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I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

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They expect me to work at work.

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Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

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Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

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Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

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I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

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Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

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Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

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The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

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Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

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Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

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People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

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Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

Can’t believe, as a kid, I thought 21-year-olds had their lives figured out.

“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

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Sometimes people come into your life — and they need to stop doing that.

It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.

Labubu?! Sounds like a name picked mid-sneeze!

Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well.

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You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

My body looks like I have a great personality.

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I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

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I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

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