People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

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Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

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If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

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The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

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A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

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I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

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Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

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Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

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I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

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Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

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Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.