Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

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I hope this email kills us both.

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Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

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If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

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I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

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Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

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When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

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My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

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When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

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Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

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One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.