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  • College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.
  • I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.
  • Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.
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  • My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.
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