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Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

I woke up extra early today to get in as much ‘worrying about it being Monday tomorrow’ as possible.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

I overthink, therefore I am.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

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Trending via WhatsApp:

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I don’t give people directions. What if no one wants them there?

Just shared via Pinterest:

On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

Just shared via Discord:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

Going viral on Messenger:

I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

Going viral on Instagram:

Your pronouns should be get/help.

Just shared via Snapchat:

The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

Just landed via YouTube:

I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

Scooby Doo was a woke-ass show. Every villain was just a landlord trying to scare people off their property so they could sell it.

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95 shares on Reddit this month:

Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

62 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

In terms of wasting time, today was very productive.

37 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

88 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

42 shares on Slack this month:

Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

46 shares on YouTube this month:

Vegetables are actually pretty good when they’re fried.

17 shares on Discord this month:

With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

12 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

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Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

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ROMO (relief of missing out)

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All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

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Getting a wife is very powerful, because you get a personal psychic that will tell you things like, “Your keys are in the gray pants in the hamper,” and “He will ultimately betray you.”

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I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

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The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

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Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

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I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

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Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?”

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Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

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Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you’ve had a long day at 10 a.m.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

Going viral on Threads:

Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

Going viral on Facebook:

Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

In the 90s, you’d always find your way to some stranger’s house.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

Making waves on X:

Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

Making waves on Messenger:

I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

Trending via Instagram:

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Live now on LinkedIn:

There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

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