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Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

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My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

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Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.

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Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

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I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

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Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

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I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

17 shares on Telegram this month:

Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

96 shares on YouTube this month:

Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

36 shares on Discord this month:

Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

27 shares on Twitch this month:

Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

37 shares on TikTok this month:

I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy.

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

66 shares on WeChat this month:

My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

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Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

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It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

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Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say she’s been working longer than I’ve been alive.

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I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

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I march to the beat of my own dumb.

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Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

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Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

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With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

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At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

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I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

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“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”

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I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

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It’s funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book, and it lives on your bookshelf for 12 years.

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Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

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If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

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My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

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Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

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People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

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Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

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Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.

Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

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