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I personally get offended when rain is referred to as “bad weather.”

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I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.

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I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

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Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

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I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

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Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway.

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Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

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Everything is about sex except Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is about power.

86 shares on Slack this month:

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

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The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

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Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

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My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

74 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

17 shares on Facebook this month:

Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

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I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

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Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

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My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

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Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

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Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

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If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

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Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

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My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

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They should invent a word for when you’re alive but not really living.

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Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

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I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

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The next man who speaks to me will be sacrificed to the gods for a bountiful harvest.

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People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

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Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

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Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

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“Are you seeing anyone,” like hallucinating?

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I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

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“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

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I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

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So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

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I personally get offended when rain is referred to as “bad weather.”

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.

I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

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