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Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

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My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

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Life is just resetting your password until you die.

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Why are plane tickets so expensive? You’re going that way anyway, just give me a ride.

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I think one of my biggest hangups in getting better at Spanish is that speaking with the correct accent makes me feel racist.

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Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

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Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

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I am so full of love and anger, like a lava lamp.

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Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

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I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

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Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

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Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

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Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

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It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

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So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

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