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I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

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I’m ready to try another planet.

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If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

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I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

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I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

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I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

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I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

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Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

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Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.

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That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.